Dating Support Network

Okay, okay, I know Conan O’Brien is a happily married man, and the kind of support he needs right now is not in the dating realm, but I can’t help but send some love his way as he fights the most vicious battle of his professional life.

When I heard the news of how NBC was screwing him (and not in the way we here at the Dating Support Network would prefer), I at once felt a sense of indignation, defensiveness, anger, and even sadness. But as much as I like Conan O’Brien, I was very surprised by my strong emotional reaction. I’ve personally never met him, so why did I feel like marching up to the NBC executive suite to give all of those bozos a good finger wagging and talking to for hurting my Conando?

Then it dawned on me: Conan has been a constant in my late night routine for seventeen years. I repeat, SEVENTEEN YEARS. Every night I’ve tuned in to get a laugh, and he’s never let me down. He’s wickedly smart, genuinely principled, and boyishly cute. And it doesn’t hurt that he’s tall (sorry, boys, but girls like that). Now that’s the kind of guy I wouldn’t mind sharing my boudoir with.

So, I fully recognize and admit that I have had, still have, and will always have a thing in my heart for Conan O’Brien. And I’m not the only one. Megan Fox admitted just as much on her last Tonight Show visit. Gabourey Sidibe also told Conan that her best friend, Crystal, had a fantasy about Conan – involving Jello. I’ve never heard anyone say that about Jay Leno (ew).

Yes, Conan O’Brien, you are quite a catch. I don’t doubt that you’ll be back on the air somewhere sometime soon, and I’ll be watching from day one. And if your wife ever dumps you like NBC did, you know where to turn (to the DSN of course!).

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